{"id":4557,"date":"2015-07-09T11:22:06","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T10:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/?p=4557"},"modified":"2015-07-09T11:25:06","modified_gmt":"2015-07-09T10:25:06","slug":"a-night-to-remember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/2015\/07\/09\/a-night-to-remember\/","title":{"rendered":"A Night to Remember. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a><b>Title: A Night to Remember \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/b><\/a><b><a href=\"http:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/A-Night-to-Remember.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-36\" src=\"http:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/A-Night-to-Remember-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"ANtR ficpic\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/A-Night-to-Remember-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/A-Night-to-Remember.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/b><br \/>\n<b>Author: <\/b>Lysa<br \/>\n<b>Posted: <\/b>04\/04<br \/>\n<b>Rating: <\/b>R<br \/>\n<b><\/b><b><a href=\"mailto:lysawhitmore@aol.com\">Email<\/a><\/b><br \/>\n<b>Category: <\/b>Smutty Humor<br \/>\n<b>Content: <\/b>C\/Aus<br \/>\n<b>Summary: <\/b>When Drunk!Cordy and Drunk!Angelus collide\u2026.things happen.<br \/>\n<b>Spoilers: <\/b>BtVS2, Bewitched, Bothered &amp; Bewildered<br \/>\n<b>Disclaimer: <\/b>The characters in the Angelverse were created by Joss Whedon &amp; David Greenwalt. No infringement is intended, no profit is made.<br \/>\n<b>Distribution: <\/b>Anywhere\u2026please let me know.<br \/>\n<b>Notes: <\/b>Challenge by <b>SunScorched:<\/b> Drunk!Cordy and Drunk!Angelus, Smutty Humor, BtVS Season 2, Quote: \u201cOh, wow! Hey, you\u2019re good at that\u2026do it again, see if it feels the same.\u201d<br \/>\nI\u2019ve written this during the last 24-hours under the influence of insomnia and a stomach ache. Since the Scorchster has allowed \u2018any\u2019 rating, I\u2019m going for a non-NC-17 version. If there is <i>major<\/i> protesting, you can stalk me for an upgrade later &amp; I\u2019ll add the missing scene.<br \/>\n<b>Thanks\/Dedication:<\/b> To <b>Scorchy<\/b>, whose imagination &amp; humor never cease to amaze me and whose fics have taken on a whole new life.<br \/>\n<b>Feedback:<\/b> Virtual margaritas and seabreezes for all. Cheers!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">After a week of trying to get the Slayer out of his head, Angelus exited Willy\u2019s bar having spent a considerable amount of his time there. Apparently, several bottles of Irish whiskey were not enough to wipe out the memory of what the Soul had experienced with Buffy and that left him determined to find something that would. He sauntered off down the street almost certain that Crawford Street was in that direction, his thoughts wandering almost as much as his footsteps.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Twenty minutes later, he found himself in front of the Bronze. Angelus glared accusingly at the bright neon lights outside of the club. \u201cWhy am I here again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just then Cordelia Chase stumbled out the front door calling out over her shoulder to the small gathering of young men who had been watching her dance. \u201cGoodnight!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">One of them broke away from the crowd, sending the others a nod and a knowing grin, casually strolling toward Sunnydale High\u2019s head cheerleader. Having slipped a little of the real stuff into her drinks all evening, the brunette appeared primed and ready for a little action and he planned to take full advantage of the situation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cI think you need a designated driver,\u201d the blond football player latched onto her arm and tugged Cordelia toward her Corvette.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cI\u2019m it,\u201d Cordelia answered disdainfully. She stared down at the hand holding her arm attempting to pull it loose from his grasp. \u201cLet go.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Leaning close, his hot breath brushed against her ear, \u201cNot a chance, Chase. It\u2019s about time you put out a little.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cGood idea,\u201d Angelus commented as he clapped his hand over the boy\u2019s shoulder and squeezed until he heard his collarbone crack.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia jerked out of the boy\u2019s loose hold staring at her rescuer and watching as he sent the burly football player crashing to the ground. Several of his teammates ran over to help, but even drunk Angelus managed to throw them off. The bouncer from the Bronze called out a warning to end the fight threatening to call the cops.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">As if Angelus cared about that. No, he was far more interested in the curvy brunette who might prove just the thing he needed to get the Slayer out of his thoughts for a while. It was about time to give Cordelia Chase what she\u2019d been after since they\u2019d first met\u2026him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Finding her here was a perfect coincidence, though he wasn\u2019t even capable of thinking beyond the fact that she embodied everything he needed at the moment: a bedmate, revenge and dinner.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Turning around, Angelus swayed on his feet, \u201cWhoa! Who put that merry-go-round there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When the road stopped wavering, he glanced around for his victim only to find that Cordelia was not in his immediate line of sight. Chuckling, Angelus called out to her, \u201cCor-de-li-a! Come out, come out wherever you are.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cAs if!\u201d came an automated response from some distance away. Not exactly thinking straight, Cordelia found staying silent an impossible task.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cI\u2019m coming,\u201d he called out a little warning hoping she\u2019d run. Angelus loved it when they ran. Chasing was fun. Chasing Cordelia Chase would be even better.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Answering again, Cordelia countered as she darted out of her hiding place behind a parked car, \u201cI\u2019m going.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">With a speed that left him a little woozy, Angelus cornered her just as Cordelia was making a run for her Corvette. \u201cGotcha!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The sudden appearance of the vampire startled her into throwing her arms up in a defensive position. Her keys flew out of her hand and rattled against the blacktop somewhere in the darkness behind Angelus. \u201cYou scared me, dumbass.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cMeant too,\u201d Angelus pointed out. \u201cA demon\u2019s gotta get his kicks somehow.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Crossly, Cordelia put her hands on her hips. She wasn\u2019t going to take this kind of crap from him or anybody. \u201cStand still. I\u2019ll give you a kick you won\u2019t forget.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cSave the cheerleader moves for later, babe,\u201d he leered licking his lips in anticipation as his mind took a little trip imagining just how flexible she could be. Dressed in a body-hugging red dress and stiletto heels, Cordelia\u2019s curves called for his attention. \u201cKnow what you are tonight? Succulent vamp bait.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou\u2019re just a big fat jerk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Angelus frowned at the comeback. He glanced down at his solid frame running his hands down his chest. Her words rattled in his hazy brain. \u201cI am not fat. Come feel me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">For an instant, Cordelia actually pondered the idea of running her hands all over that hunk of salty goodness. Oh, yeah. Did there have to be clothes involved? But\u2026no, he was Angelus. Bad vampire. Bad, bad vampire.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou\u2019re just trying to trick me,\u201d Cordelia looked decidedly pleased with herself for coming up with that response. <i>Hah! You go girl.<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Flashing her a genuine look of confused innocence that Angelus could only manage in his inebriated state, he told her, \u201cNo, I\u2019m not. Not a bit of fat on me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia gazed up and down his leather-clad form. Not that she could see from here. Clarifying, \u201cI meant you want to grab me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cOhhh,\u201d Angelus understood, but now that he did wasn\u2019t about to tell her the truth about his plans for her. Reminding her, \u201cI just rescued you. Just checking to see if that little prick hurt you. I\u2019m not planning to grab you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">She was just a little buzzed, not stupid. \u201cYes, you are.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cUh-uh,\u201d the swift denial sounded on his lips.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cUh-huh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDon\u2019t think so,\u201d Angelus shook his head only to stop when it made him dizzy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia suddenly looked perturbed. \u201cWhy not? Something wrong with me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cNot from what I can see\u2026all three of you,\u201d he narrowed his gaze trying to focus on which version was the real one. \u201cTriplet Cordelia. Mmm. That could be fun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Waving her hand in front of his face, still more than arms length away, \u201cThere\u2019s only one of me, buddy. I\u2019m more than enough for you to handle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cIf you insist,\u201d Angelus leered in that sexy way that sent a shiver of lust down her spine. \u201cThat could be fun too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cAs if!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cAs if what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cObvious much? As if I\u2019d let your bloodsucking vamp paws anywhere near me,\u201d she told him like he\u2019d really give her a choice in the matter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Angelus didn\u2019t scent fear, just the sweet scent of strawberry shampoo, the soft hint of perfume and the cloying mix of fruit and liquor. Still, he taunted, \u201cAfraid?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That got her. Cordelia thrust her shoulders back, held her head so that her cute little nose stuck in the air and her breasts just stood out begging for his hands to map out their curves. Not that she sounded like she was begging at the moment. \u201cAfraid of you? Pfft! Cordelia Chase is afraid of no one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cProve it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Staring at his handsome face, Cordelia tried to pretend she hadn\u2019t heard the sensual tone or the challenge behind those words. \u201cHuh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cProve it,\u201d he enunciated the dare a little more slowly. Waggling a finger in Cordelia\u2019s direction, Angelus told her, \u201cC\u2019mere a second.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eyebrows arching into a high curve, Cordelia asked curiously, \u201cWhatcha gonna to do when I get there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWhatcha think?\u201d he returned with a playful smile twitching at the corners of his too tempting mouth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDuh!\u201d Cordelia figured her question had been redundant. Scornfully, she told him off for suggesting she\u2019d actually walk closer, \u201cBite me! I\u2019m not coming over there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDamn, how\u2019d you guess?\u201d Angelus muttered wondering if he was being obvious. He chuckled as if he hadn\u2019t been thinking about the way the moonlight cast shadows on the line of her throat. \u201cI\u2019ll do something else. C\u2019mere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Attempting to think what other possibilities Angelus might come up with, Cordelia\u2019s addled brain couldn\u2019t manage anything that did not involve something really, really bad or really, really good. Just the thought of the latter made her beg for details, \u201cLike what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cC\u2019mere and find out. You\u2019ll like it,\u201d Angelus promised thinking he\u2019d certainly like it too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cHuh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stubborn little vixen was just defiant enough to turn him on instead of irritate him. She just needed to figure out he was the master of this relationship, even if it was going to be a short one. A low rumble sounded from his chest as he met Cordelia\u2019s glassy gaze, \u201cGet over here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cPfft!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDon\u2019t make me come get you,\u201d he warned never considering the fact that normally he would have already carried her off to some dark alley and had her up against the wall.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia didn\u2019t know who said, \u201cTry it,\u201d but it certainly sounded like her own voice issuing that dare. Hoo-boy did Angelus ever answer it too, swaggering up with that swishy black leather coat to stand scant inches away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">As Angelus stared down focusing his attention on those lush red lips, he saw them curl into a satisfied little smirk. What the hell was that? He did the smirking around here. Then he realized she\u2019d made him come to her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cTempting little tease,\u201d he touched a finger to the tip of her nose. \u201cWhy are you on your own tonight? Harris trade you in for a newer model cheerleader?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That wiped the smirk off her face, Angelus noted instantly. He\u2019d struck a sore spot. Times like these made him love his demon instincts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDon\u2019t say that name,\u201d Cordelia grumbled. \u201cI\u2019m having nothing to do with him anymore. I broke up with him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Angelus always wondered what she saw in the creep. He would\u2019ve dropped her in an instant if it meant he could get into the Slayer\u2019s tight little pants. Oh-ho! Maybe that was the case. \u201cDid Buffy need a little TLC and look to her own personal White Knight to provide it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cOh, she\u2019s after him all right,\u201d Cordelia huffed, \u201calong with the rest of the females in Sunnydale. They can have him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That made no sense. Women actually wanted the Harris kid? For what? Angelus just couldn\u2019t come up with a remote possibility. \u201cBuffy and who else?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cI told you,\u201d Cordelia threw up her hands in exasperation, \u201ceverybody, even Willow.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That the little redhead might choose Xander Harris did not shock him, but that he would choose her over Cordelia made no sense at all. \u201cWillow? He\u2019s with Willow instead of you? Always knew he was a stupid idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">In total agreement, Cordelia nodded, \u201cNo kidding.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cI wouldn\u2019t pick Willow over you,\u201d Angelus assured her uncertain why he suddenly felt the need to share that information.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cLike that would normally be an issue?\u201d Cordelia gave him a pointed stare and then issued him a tougher question, \u201cWhat about Buffy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The name dredged up memories of feelings Angelus had been trying to suppress and that pissed him off. \u201cThe Slayer? Blonde bitch thinks she can walk all over me. I\u2019ll show her. Gonna let her know who really runs this town.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Poking him in the chest with her finger, Cordelia leaned in to tell him, \u201cBuffy will kick your ass all over Sunnydale.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWon\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWill too!\u201d Cordelia stuck out her tongue.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Grumbling that she actually imagined Buffy could beat him, Angelus figured it was time to start teaching the saucy vixen a lesson or two. \u201cMaybe I\u2019ll just start with her friends. How about you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWhat about me?\u201d she unconsciously shifted her weight to her other leg moving her hips in a way that drew his gaze down to her long supple limbs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia felt a wave of heat crawl up her body as Angelus\u2019 hot stare inched up to her eyes again to meet her with a lustful look that could not be mistaken for anything else. As if he was offering a choice, Angelus asked, \u201cWanna be mine, baby?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cEew! No,\u201d came her swift answer though her body tingled in defiance of it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDontcha wanna get back at Harris?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Geez, why did it sound so tempting coming from him? This was Angelus. Not exactly Buffy\u2019s Angel anymore, was he? Struck speechless by the question, Cordelia yearned for a little payback. She didn\u2019t know how or why Xander was suddenly man-of-the-town, but she\u2019d seen one too many lips plastered on his today to care about the reason.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sensing her confusion and the mild stirrings of arousal, Angelus lowered his voice to an intimate level. \u201cC\u2019mon, Cor-de-li-a. I know you want me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Her hazel eyes flashed defiantly. \u201cDo not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cOh yeah,\u201d Angelus knew it without a doubt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia shook her head until she had to grab onto his shoulder to stop the dizziness from overtaking her. Still spinning a little, she denied softly, licking away the sudden dryness of her lips, \u201cUh uh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Closing his hand over hers, Angelus moved it from her fingertips to elbow and back up again, so gently that he impressed himself with his ability to make her step just a tad closer. Then he reminded her that wanting him wasn\u2019t something new, \u201cAlways have.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cNo way,\u201d she snatched her hand away rubbing the tingly sensations he left behind.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYes you have,\u201d Angelus wanted to hear her admit it. Hell, why deny it now, anyway? \u201cYou\u2019ve wanted this body since you first laid eyes on me. Chased after the Soul who was too fucking stupid to take what you offered.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDid not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Turning her back on him might not have been the smartest thing for Cordelia to do, but then neither was having this conversation to begin with. Judgment had no part in this and it was all she could do to stop herself from letting the truth spill out of her mouth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou did,\u201d Angelus countered knowingly. After all, he\u2019d been there smothered by that goody-two-shoes soul striving to attain and maintain a high moral caliber. Well, fuck morals. He had no need for them now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He sidled up to her back keeping his hands at his side, but letting his body lean in to hers as he waited for her next response. Angelus dropped his head closer sniffing the combined scents that made him want to taste every inch of her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cDid n\u2014,\u201d Cordelia\u2019s head snapped toward his. \u201cAre you sniffing me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou smell fruity and delicious,\u201d he admitted and then wondered why that phrase sounded familiar. \u201cI want to taste all of you. Everything your delectable body has to offer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Twirling around to face him again, Cordelia huffed hotly at his assumption that she was going to let that happen. \u201cI\u2019m not offering you anything, buddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He\u2019d just as soon take it as let her give it up, Angelus smirked as the thought came to him. That\u2019s what he\u2019d normally do. So why was he tempted by the thought of this defiantly beautiful brunette submitting to him of her own free will? He just wasn\u2019t thinking straight, that\u2019s all. Sort it out later. For now, just go with the flow. \u201cMake a deal with me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou let me go and I don\u2019t tell Buffy,\u201d responded Cordelia with a nod. That was deal enough.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cNo, no,\u201d he shook his head. \u201cForget about Bluffy the Manpire Player.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cVampire Layer,\u201d corrected Cordelia with a snort.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cJust the one time,\u201d Angelus confessed before he got back to the more immediate subject of them. \u201cNo running, no hiding. Just you and me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cHuh,\u201d Cordelia secretly enjoyed the little thrill that passed up her spine. Not that she was going to admit it. \u201cLike I\u2019d trust you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cC\u2019mon. Just for fun. You. Me. Tonight,\u201d Angelus\u2019 voice dripped with sensual promise.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia glared back at him concentrating on appearing to be totally disinterested in his suggestion. \u201cLike that\u2019s supposed to entice me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Boy howdy! Did it ever entice. It made her brain fog up with thoughts of wanting him that had no business being there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cLet me show you just what this body can do to yours,\u201d he ran his fingers along the curve of her hip. \u201cYou\u2019ll never look at Xander Harris the same way again. I\u2019ll erase any thoughts you ever had about wanting him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWho?\u201d Honestly, Cordelia couldn\u2019t think past the promise shining in those dark eyes. Her body hummed at his closeness.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cCome with me, Cordelia,\u201d he urged with a roughened needy tone. His body was far from immune to hers. Every little reaction from her drew a response in the form of escalating need. \u201cGive yourself to me and I\u2019ll give you a night to remember.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Swaying closer, she closed her eyes to the touch of his hand against her hair turning her face into his open palm. Angelus automatically moved in to press his mouth upon the exposed turn of her throat, warm and pulsing with life. The instant she felt his cool touch on her neck, Cordelia\u2019s eyes snapped open and she jerked back enough that it startled him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cNo biting!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Had he agreed to that? Angelus couldn\u2019t recall, but he had said something about a deal. \u201cJust a nibble or two.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia tried to consider whether there was a difference, but thinking just came too hard. So she told him, \u201cNo nibbling.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cAww, Cord-eeeeee,\u201d whined the vampire as she stomped her foot. \u201cNo fair. Just a little nip.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cNo. Nuh uh. Nada on the nipping, nibbling or biting,\u201d Cordelia laid down the ground rules. \u201cDeal or no deal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So they\u2019d do it without a deal, Angelus shrugged telling her, \u201cI can play nice. Wanna find out?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cOnly if you behave,\u201d Cordelia grabbed the sleeve of his leather jacket pulling him toward her car.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Angelus tried to stop from sniggering at the idea. Behave? That\u2019s no fun. \u201cWhat do I get out of this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">She slapped him on the chest, \u201cME, doofus.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cOh, yeah,\u201d Angelus figured he\u2019d have her in more than one way before the night was over. Then he saw that she was standing next to the car waiting expectantly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Where were his manners? Reaching for the door handle, he tugged, but it failed to open. He tried again, but the door wouldn\u2019t budge. He growled at it, but that had no effect.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cIt\u2019s locked,\u201d commented Cordelia. \u201cYou need to find the keys.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Remembering he didn\u2019t need any manners, Angelus pointed out, \u201cThey\u2019re your keys. You find them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou made me drop them. Besides, it\u2019s too dark out here to see without super-duper vampire vision,\u201d she crossed her arms and waited.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Glancing around, Angelus spotted them under the car. When it became clear that the brunette wasn\u2019t going to budge as Cordelia started to whine about ruining her new designer dress, he mumbled that he planned to rip it off of her anyway. Good thing she didn\u2019t hear. After retrieving the keys, they spent several minutes arguing about who was going to drive.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cYou don\u2019t know where I live,\u201d Cordelia claimed. \u201cBesides, you\u2019re drunk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cSo are you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cAm not. I\u2019ve been drinking virgin margaritas all night.\u201d She pouted when Angelus started laughing. What was so funny about that? Was it her choice of drink or the fact that she\u2019d said the word \u2018virgin\u2019?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Angelus leaned in, \u201cI know exactly where you live, but what makes you think we\u2019re going there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWhere do you think we\u2019re going?\u201d<br \/>\nHe concentrated for a moment, answering, \u201cTo the mansion.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That idea was O-U-T. \u201cCreepy Crawford Street? No way Jose!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">She was still saying yes to their little deal, so Angelus figured he\u2019d play along. \u201cWe\u2019ll go to your house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cWell yeah,\u201d Cordelia rolled her eyes. \u201cThere are no icky cobwebs or insane vampires around.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cGotta invite me in,\u201d he reminded.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cordelia shrugged and readily agreed. \u201cOkay.\u201d The potential repercussions of such an invitation were nowhere to be found and she certainly didn\u2019t bother to go looking for any.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Continue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title: A Night to Remember \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Author: Lysa Posted: 04\/04 Rating: R Email Category: Smutty Humor Content: C\/Aus&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-completed-fics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goteamfiction.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}